What's the cheesiest joke in the world? One about cheese of course. Riddles, puns and jokes about cheese can be a laughing good time. Explore fun one-liners and hilariously, cheesy jokes to make your friend's smile. It's bound to be a gouda time.
Cheesy Jokes & Riddles for Kids
You wouldn't think cheese would be funny, but it makes a gouda joke! Share some of these funnies with your family and friends.
- Q: What did the manager yell to the cheese thief?
- A: That's nacho cheese.
- Q: What's the smartest cheese?
- A: Cheese whiz
- Q: Why did cheddar think the cottage cheese went bad?
- A: It's curdled.
- Q: What did the police say to the cheese thief?
- A: You've been up to no Gouda.
- Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
- A: Say cheese
- Q: What did Cheddar say to Gouda?
- A: I need to asiago you a question?
- Q: Why was the mouse afraid of the cheese?
- A: It was Gorgonzola.
- Q: What would you get if you mixed a dinosaur with cheese?
- A: Gorgonzilla
- Q: Where does cheese stay when it's on vacation?
- A: At the Stilton.
- Q: Why was the cheese sent to his room?
- A: He needed to mature.
- Q: Why did the cheese run away?
- A: It was afraid to be whipped.
- Q: Why did the cheese cry?
- A: It was having a meltdown.
- Q: Why is it hard to hang out with a cracker?
- A: He always cuts the cheese.
- Q: Why did everyone run away from the cheese?
- A: He curdled.
Flavorful Cheese Jokes
I need to asiago a question: Did I do gouda job? Cheese one- and two-liners can be super corny and fun all at the same time. Show off your knowledge of cheese through these hilariously, punny food jokes.
- Two-liner: A truck ran into a cheese factory. All that was left was da brie.
- Two-liner: The cheese factory blew up. Da brie was everywhere.
- Q: What happened when the cheese got into a fight?
- A: He got creamed.
- Q: Why did the minister cherish his Swiss cheese?
- A: It was holy.
- Q: What was the singing cheese's stage name?
- A: Ricky Ricotta
- Q: What's the pirate's favorite cheese?
- A: Chedd-ARRR
- Q: What did the kid say when he liked the cheese?
- A: Its gou-da!
- Q: What's the saddest cheese?
- A: Blue cheese
- Q: What's a mouse's favorite cheese?
- A: Mouse-arella
- Q: What's a cheese's favorite dance?
- A: The muenster mash
- Q: What cheese is made backwards?
- A: Edam
- Q: Who's the jack of all cheeses?
- A: Monterey
- Q: Why was the cheese wearing a mask?
- A: It was up to no gouda
It's Just Punny
With names like feta and gouda, how could you not love a good cheese pun? Find out what the cheese's favorite music is or what cheese say when they are messing around. It's a laughing gouda time! Punny right?
- Q: What is a cheese's favorite music?
- A: R'n brie
- Q: What did one cheese yell at the other?
- A: Leave provolone.
- Q: Why did the cheese smile?
- A: It's gouda brie a good day.
- Q: How did the cheese start his story?
- A: Oh queso….
- Q: Why were mozzarella and feta holding hands?
- A: They look gouda together.
- Q: What did cheddar say to his date at the dance?
- A: You look sharp.
- Q: What did the cheese say when he quoted Shakespeare?
- A: To brie or not to brie, that is the question.
- Q: Why did the cheese run for president?
- A: He wanted to make America grate again.
- Q: Who's the richest of cheeses?
- A: Paris Stilton
- Q: How do you share cheese with a lion?
- A: Caerphilly
- Q: What did the cheese write on the get-well card?
- A: Feta better
- Q: Where would you turn in a bad cheese shop?
- A: The feta business bureau
- Q: What does that cheese say before leaving the house?
- A: Have a gouda day!
- Q: What did the frustrated cheese say?
- A: I'm feta up!
- Q: Why did the cheese cross the road?
- A: To feta to the other side.
Now That's Cheesy
Did you think it would be that cheesy? Almost anything can be funny with the right punch line. Even cheese. Now have a gouda day checking out more funny jokes like knock knock jokes or even bear jokes. Do you know how to eat cheese with a bear? Beary Caerphilly!
